“You should’ve gone to China, you know, ’cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.”

– Juno MacGuff (Ellen Page), Juno, written by Diablo Cody

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UPDATE: Juno screenwriter Diablo Cody’s comedy series “The United States of Tara” gets picked up today by Showtime. Premise: Protag has a “dissociative identity disorder.” Exec Producer: Steven Spielberg.