New satire from The Hollywood Roaster:

In an effort to stay relevant in today’s marketplace, Final Draft has released a special edition of its famous scriptwriting software that focuses on remakes, sequels and adaptations.

“We’ve compiled the original scripts from classic movies, cheesy TV shows and high-concept books,” said a Final Draft representative. “Users can just click on a script, tweak a few character names – and voila! They’ve got themselves a remake.”

Next up? “A 3D edition focusing on toy properties in early 2010.” Brilliant!

UPDATE: Stop with the emails! Again, as noted up top, this is a piece of satire! There is no such thing as a Final Draft remake software.