The Hollywood Roaster hits out of the park again with this satirical list: “Top 10 Innovations In Upcoming Avatar Film”:

10. Makes your popcorn taste like buttered binary code
9. Guaranteed Seizure Technology™
8. For first time ever, a character will exist only in your mind
7. Entire screen literally wrapped around your fucking face
6. Sequel hyped with “groundbreaking mid-movie teaser trailer”

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