- BATMAN: Wealthy man assaults the mentally ill.
- BEAUTY AND THE BEAST: Peasant girl develops Stockholm Syndrome.
- BENJI: Family abandons beloved pet, forcing it to engage in a dangerous cross-country journey.
- BEOWULF: Colonists hire assassin to drive natives from land.
- BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA: Redneck trucker kills Chinese immigrants.
- BILLY ELLIOT: Union worker turns back on strikers for personal gain.
- BLADE: Obsessed loner stalks minority group.
- BLADE RUNNER: Man with no apparent skill stumbles into escaped robots, fails to kill most, fucks one.
- BLAKE’S 7: Terrorists fight government, die.
- BOOGIE NIGHTS: Deformed boy goaded into life of crime.
- BOTTLE ROCKET: Mentally unstable man fosters friend’s descent into mental instability, finds love.
- BREAKFAST AT TIFFANY’S: Pretty redneck girl fools socialites, flirts with gay gigolo.
- BREWSTER’S MILLIONS: Black man abuses line of credit.
- BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER: Teenage serial killer destroys town in fit of semi-religious fervor.
Saturday, December 26, 2009
Uncomfortable Plot Summaries
H/T to GITS reader Robert Fuller for passing along this nice bit of whimsy: "Uncomfortable Plot Summaries". There's a lot of them. For a taste, here are those for movies beginning with the letter "B":
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I laughed at this list until it hurt... OMG, this is painfully funny. In fact, I think I'd rather see THESE versions of the films on this list than the ACTUAL ones.
Especially hilarious... STAR WARS: EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: Boy is abused by midget, kisses sister, attempts patricide.
HA!!!
His description of SUPERMAN RETURNS is especially apt... "Illegal immigrant is deadbeat dad." :D
Geez, can you imagine studio execs faces if you pitched movies in this manner?!
Scott, here's my stab at K-9:
Couple struggling with intimacy coax dog into the bedroom.
@Mano: Good one! FYI, in the "small world" department, on our oldest son Will's first day of kindergarten, we walked into the classroom only to discover Mel Harris (who played Tracy in K-9, Belushi's GF) there. Her daughter turned out to be classmate of Will.
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