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Sunday, January 24, 2010
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- Scott Myers
- I've been a screenwriter since 1987 when Universal Studios bought and produced K-9, a spec script I co-wrote. Other movie credits: Alaska (1996), starring Thora Birch, and Trojan War (1997), starring Jennifer Love Hewitt. Currently, I'm an Executive Producer with Distillery Pictures. In my spare time, I teach screenwriting at the University of North Carolina-Chapel Hill and online through UCLA Extension, receiving the Writer's Program's Outstanding Instructor of the Year award in 2005.
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4 comments:
That was painful. Funny, but painful.
"I'm all out of bubblegum" is cheesy? He's out of his mind.
It's officially cheesy, thanks to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KtbGcIgbOk
Not every single one of those are altogether that cheesy. Two or three are actually good. But the majority are astonishingly awful.
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