Several GITS readers emailed me about a great series The Guardian ran recently: Ten Rules For Writing Fiction. Today we feature Jonathan Franzen:
1 The reader is a friend, not an adversary, not a spectator.
2 Fiction that isn’t an author’s personal adventure into the frightening or the unknown isn’t worth writing for anything but money.
3 Never use the word “then” as a conjunction – we have “and” for this purpose. Substituting “then” is the lazy or tone-deaf writer’s non-solution to the problem of too many “ands” on the page.
4 Write in the third person unless a really distinctive first-person voice offers itself irresistibly.
5 When information becomes free and universally accessible, voluminous research for a novel is devalued along with it.
6 The most purely autobiographical fiction requires pure invention. Nobody ever wrote a more autobiographical story than “The Metamorphosis”.
7 You see more sitting still than chasing after.
8 It’s doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.
9 Interesting verbs are seldom very interesting.
10 You have to love before you can be relentless.
Anything on the list here today that catches your eye, gives you inspiration, or causes you to rethink your approach to writing?
Tomorrow I’ll feature a different writer from The Guardian series and their rules on writing.


Hate to say it but #5 has already occurred. Curse you internet!
# 4 Write in the third person unless a really distinctive first-person voice offers itself irresistibly.
I think this applies to the great voice-over debate as well!
I have to say, I think the old addage that you cannot write with an internet connection is B.S. If one is sidetracked by the potential to surf the web then why is that person writing?
The web is an infinite fountain of info that I use while I write to fill holes in research, provide inspiration when block creeps in, etc.
Not having the web would be a ridiculous handicap
8 It's doubtful that anyone with an internet connection at his workplace is writing good fiction.
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That's me, but my workplace makes it difficult for me to concentrate on writing all the time.